| Season 7 |
| # | Title | Air Date |
| 22 | This Is Not Gonna End Well | Mon 24 May '10 |
| 21 | Gumby with a Pokey | Mon 17 May '10 |
| 20 | I Called Him Magoo | Mon 10 May '10 |
| 19 | Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave | Mon 12 Apr '10 |
| 18 | Ixnay on the Oggie Day | Mon 22 Mar '10 |
| 17 | I Found Your Moustache | Mon 08 Mar '10 |
| 16 | Tinkle Like a Princess | Mon 01 Mar '10 |
| 15 | Aye, Aye, Captain | Mon 08 Feb '10 |
| 14 | Crude and Uncalled For | Mon 01 Feb '10 |
| 13 | Yay, No Polyps! | Mon 18 Jan '10 |
| 12 | Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste | Mon 11 Jan '10 |
| 11 | Warning, It's Dirty | Mon 14 Dec '09 |
| 10 | That's Why They Call It Ball Room | Mon 07 Dec '09 |
| 9 | Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair | Mon 23 Nov '09 |
| 8 | Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. | Mon 16 Nov '09 |
| 7 | Untainted by Filth | Mon 09 Nov '09 |
| 6 | Give Me Your Thumb | Mon 02 Nov '09 |
| 5 | For the Sake of the Child | Mon 19 Oct '09 |
| 4 | Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator | Mon 12 Oct '09 |
| 3 | Mmm, fish. Yum. | Mon 05 Oct '09 |
| 2 | Whipped Unto the Third Generation | Mon 28 Sep '09 |
| 1 | 818-jklpuzo | Mon 21 Sep '09 |
| Season 6 |
| # | Title | Air Date |
| 24 | Baseball with Better Steroids | Mon 18 May '09 |
| 23 | Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth | Mon 11 May '09 |
| 22 | Sir Lancelot's Litter Box | Mon 04 May '09 |
| 21 | Above Exalted Cyclops | Mon 27 Apr '09 |
| 20 | Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau | Mon 13 Apr '09 |
| 19 | The Two Finger Rule | Mon 30 Mar '09 |
| 18 | My Son's Enormous Head | Mon 16 Mar '09 |
| 17 | The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'? | Mon 09 Mar '09 |
| 16 | She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime | Mon 02 Mar '09 |
| 15 | I'd Like to Start With the Cat | Mon 09 Feb '09 |
| 14 | David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie | Mon 02 Feb '09 |
| 13 | I Think You Offended Don | Mon 19 Jan '09 |
| 12 | Thank God for Scoliosis | Mon 12 Jan '09 |
| 11 | The Devil's Lube | Mon 15 Dec '08 |
| 10 | He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited | Mon 08 Dec '08 |
| 9 | The Mooch At The Boo | Mon 24 Nov '08 |
| 8 | Pinocchio's Mouth | Mon 17 Nov '08 |
| 7 | Best H.O. Money Can Buy | Mon 10 Nov '08 |
| 6 | It's Always Nazi Week | Mon 03 Nov '08 |
| 5 | A Jock Strap In Hell | Mon 20 Oct '08 |
| 4 | The Flavin' and the Mavin' | Mon 13 Oct '08 |
| 3 | Damn You, Eggs Benedict | Mon 06 Oct '08 |
| 2 | Pie Hole, Herb | Mon 29 Sep '08 |
| 1 | Taterhead Is Our Love Child | Mon 22 Sep '08 |
| Season 5 |
| # | Title | Air Date |
| 19 | Waiting for the Right Snapper | Mon 19 May '08 |
| 18 | If My Hole Could Talk | Mon 12 May '08 |
| 17 | Fish in a Drawer | Mon 05 May '08 |
| 16 | Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty | Mon 28 Apr '08 |
| 15 | Rough Night in Hump Junction | Mon 21 Apr '08 |
| 14 | Winky-Dink Time | Mon 14 Apr '08 |
| 13 | The Soil is Moist | Mon 31 Mar '08 |
| 12 | A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh | Mon 24 Mar '08 |
| 11 | Meander To Your Dander | Mon 17 Mar '08 |
| 10 | Kinda Like Necrophilia | Mon 26 Nov '07 |
| 9 | Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids | Mon 19 Nov '07 |
| 8 | Is There a Mrs. Waffles? | Mon 12 Nov '07 |
| 7 | The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room | Mon 05 Nov '07 |
| 6 | Help Daddy Find His Toenail | Mon 29 Oct '07 |
| 5 | Putting Swim Fins on a Cat | Mon 22 Oct '07 |
| 4 | City of Great Racks | Mon 15 Oct '07 |
| 3 | Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo | Mon 08 Oct '07 |
| 2 | Media Room Slash Dungeon | Mon 01 Oct '07 |
| 1 | Large Birds, Spiders and Mom | Mon 24 Sep '07 |
| Season 4 |
| # | Title | Air Date |
| 24 | Prostitutes and Gelato | Mon 14 May '07 |
| 23 | Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin | Mon 07 May '07 |
| 22 | Mr. McGlue's Feedbag | Mon 30 Apr '07 |
| 21 | Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous | Mon 23 Apr '07 |
| 20 | Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2) | Mon 16 Apr '07 |
| 19 | Smooth as a Ken Doll (1) | Mon 09 Apr '07 |
| 18 | It Never Rains in Hooterville | Mon 19 Mar '07 |
| 17 | I Merely Slept with a Commie | Mon 26 Feb '07 |
| 16 | Young People Have Phlegm Too | Mon 19 Feb '07 |
| 15 | My Damn Stalker | Mon 12 Feb '07 |
| 14 | That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami | Mon 05 Feb '07 |
| 13 | Don't Worry, Speed Racer | Mon 22 Jan '07 |
| 12 | Castrating Sheep in Montana | Mon 08 Jan '07 |
| 11 | Walnuts and Demerol | Mon 11 Dec '06 |
| 10 | Kissing Abraham Lincoln | Mon 27 Nov '06 |
| 9 | Corey's Been Dead for an Hour | Mon 20 Nov '06 |
| 8 | Release the Dogs | Mon 13 Nov '06 |
| 7 | Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head | Mon 06 Nov '06 |
| 6 | Apologies for the Frivolity | Mon 23 Oct '06 |
| 5 | A Live Woman of Proven Fertility | Mon 16 Oct '06 |
| 4 | A Pot Smoking Monkey | Mon 09 Oct '06 |
| 3 | The Sea is a Harsh Mistress | Mon 02 Oct '06 |
| 2 | Who's Vod Kanockers | Mon 25 Sep '06 |
| 1 | Working for Caligula | Mon 18 Sep '06 |
| Season 3 |
| # | Title | Air Date |
| 24 | That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite | Mon 22 May '06 |
| 23 | Arguments for the Quickie | Mon 15 May '06 |
| 22 | Just Once With Aunt Sophie | Mon 08 May '06 |
| 21 | And the Plot Moistens | Mon 01 May '06 |
| 20 | Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro | Mon 24 Apr '06 |
| 19 | Golly Moses, She's A Muffin | Mon 10 Apr '06 |
| 18 | The Spit-Covered Cobbler | Mon 20 Mar '06 |
| 17 | The Unfortunate Little Schnauser | Mon 13 Mar '06 |
| 16 | Ergo, The Booty Call | Mon 06 Mar '06 |
| 15 | My Tongue is Meat | Mon 27 Feb '06 |
| 14 | Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded | Mon 06 Feb '06 |
| 13 | Humiliation is a Visual Medium | Mon 23 Jan '06 |
| 12 | That Special Tug | Mon 09 Jan '06 |
| 11 | Santa's Village of the Damned | Mon 19 Dec '05 |
| 10 | Something Salted and Twisted | Mon 28 Nov '05 |
| 9 | Madame and Her Special Friend | Mon 21 Nov '05 |
| 8 | That Voodoo That I Do Do | Mon 14 Nov '05 |
| 7 | Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop | Mon 07 Nov '05 |
| 6 | Hi, Mr. Horned One | Mon 24 Oct '05 |
| 5 | We Called It Mr. Pinky | Mon 17 Oct '05 |
| 4 | Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs | Mon 10 Oct '05 |
| 3 | Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark | Mon 03 Oct '05 |
| 2 | Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover | Mon 26 Sep '05 |
| 1 | Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts | Mon 19 Sep '05 |
| Season 2 |
| # | Title | Air Date |
| 24 | Does This Smell Funny to You? | Mon 23 May '05 |
| 23 | Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab | Mon 16 May '05 |
| 22 | That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother | Mon 09 May '05 |
| 21 | A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On | Mon 02 May '05 |
| 20 | I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey | Mon 18 Apr '05 |
| 19 | A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise | Mon 21 Mar '05 |
| 18 | It Was Mame, Mom | Mon 07 Mar '05 |
| 17 | Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! | Mon 21 Feb '05 |
| 16 | Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? | Mon 14 Feb '05 |
| 15 | Smell the Umbrella Stand | Mon 07 Feb '05 |
| 14 | Those Big Pink Things with Coconut | Mon 31 Jan '05 |
| 13 | Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair | Mon 17 Jan '05 |
| 12 | A Lungful of Alan | Mon 03 Jan '05 |
| 11 | Last Chance to See Those Tattoos | Mon 13 Dec '04 |
| 10 | The Salmon Under My Sweater | Mon 29 Nov '04 |
| 9 | Yes, Monsignor | Mon 22 Nov '04 |
| 8 | Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers | Mon 15 Nov '04 |
| 7 | A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana | Mon 08 Nov '04 |
| 6 | The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance | Mon 25 Oct '04 |
| 5 | Bad News from the Clinic | Mon 18 Oct '04 |
| 4 | Go Get Mommy's Bra | Mon 11 Oct '04 |
| 3 | A Bag Full of Jawea | Mon 04 Oct '04 |
| 2 | Enjoy Those Garlic Balls | Mon 27 Sep '04 |
| 1 | Back Off Mary Poppins | Mon 20 Sep '04 |
| Season 1 |
| # | Title | Air Date |
| 24 | Can You Feel My Finger? | Mon 24 May '04 |
| 23 | Just Like Buffalo | Mon 17 May '04 |
| 22 | My Doctor has a Cow Puppet | Mon 10 May '04 |
| 21 | No Sniffing, No Wowing | Mon 03 May '04 |
| 20 | Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark | Mon 19 Apr '04 |
| 19 | I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You | Mon 22 Mar '04 |
| 18 | An Old Flame With a New Wick | Mon 01 Mar '04 |
| 17 | Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats | Mon 23 Feb '04 |
| 16 | That Was Saliva, Alan (2) | Mon 16 Feb '04 |
| 15 | Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1) | Mon 09 Feb '04 |
| 14 | I Can't Afford Hyenas | Mon 02 Feb '04 |
| 13 | Sara Like Puny Alan | Mon 12 Jan '04 |
| 12 | Camel Filters + Pheromones | Mon 05 Jan '04 |
| 11 | Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor | Mon 15 Dec '03 |
| 10 | Merry Thanksgiving | Mon 24 Nov '03 |
| 9 | Phase One, Complete | Mon 17 Nov '03 |
| 8 | Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful | Mon 10 Nov '03 |
| 7 | If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake | Mon 03 Nov '03 |
| 6 | Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? | Mon 27 Oct '03 |
| 5 | The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump | Mon 20 Oct '03 |
| 4 | If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap | Mon 13 Oct '03 |
| 3 | Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell | Mon 06 Oct '03 |
| 2 | Big Flappy Bastards | Mon 29 Sep '03 |
| 1 | Pilot | Mon 22 Sep '03 |
